Friday, 24 June 2011

The Only Word

To some it sounds absurd
That I find these pounds to lose;
Confined is not a word
Or at least for me to use.

Striving for perfection
Health is my intent;
Guided with direction
Failure; to prevent.

Seeking for inspiration
I'll search from coast to coast;
Stay true to dedication
When my muscles hurt the most.

It's not all fun and games
A lifestyle to adapt;
With the "old me" stuck in frames
No more feeling trapped.

Structured through my fitness
Balanced are my meals;
As God as my witness
I love the way this feels!

Motivation is the key
That keeps you beating like a drum;
Don't live vicariously
Your results; they will come!

To some it sounds absurd
That I find these pounds to lose;
Perseverance is a word
The only word for me to use.

So in the words of my good friend Marshal Mathers;

"Success is my only mother trucking option, Failures not!"
(except he doesn't say "trucking" - trying to keep it PG13 here people!!)

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Top Ten "Do's" and "Don't's" of Working Out

I just want to take the time to clear up some confusion. There are a few "hidden rules" one should become familiar with while working out in a gym - correction; "fitness center" setting.

Thus providing us with...

(drum roll please)


The Top Ten "Do's" and "Don't's" of Working Out in the Gym

Do:


10. Ask for a spot when needed... Don't be shy we're not gonna bite!


9. Breathe!!! Beginners always seem to forget to exhale during pushing movements and end up looking like the kool aid guy after their first set


8. Use a notebook! By writing down your workout before you get to the gym you literally won't have to think once you start your routine


7. Stick to the "20 set" method - each major body part should be trained for a total of 20 sets... This will avoid over training


6. Get a partner! Nothing motivates people better then the fear of letting others down!!


5. Ask!! Jumping into a machine someone is on without asking is like not holding the door open for someone behind you! Lets keep it classy people!


4. Cardio!!! You're heart is the most important muscle you have... Treat it right!


3. Talk to people that look like they know what they're doing... Keep these convos for the change room though, otherwise it's annoying!


2. Invest in protein - no it won't make you fat! You'll get faster results!


1. Rerack your weights!!!! Honestly, we don't mind... Like at all!!! Seriously... Feel free!!!! I'll even help you! Just PLEASEEEEE rerack your weights!!!!!!!!!!!


Don't:


10. Wear jeans while working out! Dear GOD please don't wear jeans while working out!!!!


9. Talk or text on your cellphone in the weight room - it's 2011 everyone has a cellphone, we're not impressed


8. Start up random conversation with everyone you see - You don't get in shape by talking about last nights American Idol... Lift something!


7. Ask people what kind of supplements they are taking - bad things can happen to good people by doing so!!


6. Scream cause you're lifting a lot of weight... 9 times out of ten you're not doing it properly anyways and people will laugh at you


5. Start correcting everyones form cause you bought a fitness magazine and finally realized you've been working out wrong


4. Try to pick up the opposite sex!!! They have dating websites for that!


3. Use the cardio machines at excessive speeds... Please write this down; Treadmills are NOT suppose to sound like airplanes!


2. Slam the weights down!! Believe it or not there are other people in the world that like to workout and we sorta need the same machines you do! Plus it scares the c-r-a-p out of people!


1. Hog all the dumbbells! Super setting is fine but you don't need to create a half-moon with dumbbells around a flat bench cause you want to do bicep curls for three hours - News Flash; it's your triceps, NOT your biceps, that make your arms look big!!


So in the words of my good friend Whoopi Goldberg;
"I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation"

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

Water; the Taxicab of the Body

Opps…I did it again!!!

No I'm not talking about the Brittney Spears song. I'm referring to the massive amounts of drinks that were consumed over the weekend!

It’s Monday – You bust your chops all weekend long! Sacrificing your time and energy! Striving for perfection in each workout... then the weekend shows up. Ah those marvelous two days you pray for all week long are finally here and what do you do to celebrate?!?! You throw all that hard work and dedication away on an insignificant Saturday night that you’ll only remember through embarrassing photographs.


“Oh great! First you take my McChickens away from me… now my beer too?!?!”

Listen, I blog for three reasons;


1. I like listening to myself talk
2. I utilize any opportunity I get to display my corny jokes
3. To make you THINK

Alcohol consumption holds many adverse effects on all the vital requirements for muscle growth; hydration, recovery, focus, energy and anabolism (NOT to be confused with cannibalism! People should never be included in any diet – let alone one striving to maintain a healthy lifestyle).


“It’s not like I'm going to take shots of tequila for my pre/post workout shake”

Even though some guys yell, scream and throw weights around the gym like they are intoxicated, not too many people think about drinking right before a workout. Studies have proven that even having a few drinks a night or two before a workout can hold negative effects on your performance.


“I heard one drink a day is god for you. Aren’t there antioxidants in red wine that have been proven to help your heart and promotion relaxation?”

Well, well, well. Look at you Mr. Statman! However, we might have a slight case of selective hearing.


Call My Bluff?


Yes, SOME drinks such as red wine hold MINIMAL health “benefits” – I use the term “benefits” loosely – but study’s show that around 2 – 3 cups (beer)/ shots (liquor) of alcohol is when dehydration starts to set in. Since alcohol is extremely hard on your kidneys, any water that is in your system during this time travels straight to your kidneys in an attempt to re-hydrate them instead of delivering nutrients throughout the body like it is suppose to do. So in short –


Water; the Taxicab of the Body

It could take up to 2 days for your body to recover 100% and become re-hydrated which is a necessity for an ample performance in workout. So “Mr. I’ll Listen When I Want Too”, even though drinking red wine in small doses can be argued as “not that bad” for you – not drinking the wine is even better! There are much more natural – healthy sources that provided the same antioxidants as wine without the preservatives. Activities such as Yoga or meditation are far more effective in the promotion of relaxation then any "Soap Opera and Red Wine" fixture you can come up with.


“…I hate you so much right now!”

That’s okay :)

Now before you send out the “boo birds” and write me up bad reviews let me clarify that I realize you are only human and most humans find difficulty in quitting drinking cold turkey.


All I ask is that you think about the trauma you’re putting your body through by getting grade nine stupid drunk every weekend. Maybe help it out a little by having a bottle of water after every 2nd drink and most importantly; know your limits!


It’s your life all you have to do is live it!

So in the words of my good friend Bobby Boucher;


“Now that’s what I call high quality H20”

Thursday, 9 June 2011

Nutrients – Are you getting enough?

Roses are red
Violets are Blue
Consume the proper nutrients
To avoid catching the Flu!

Okay so poetry is not my strong suit, but don’t let my pathetic attempt at rhythmry (yes I know it’s not a real word, I made it up. This is my blog and I can do what I want) distract you form the message at hand;

Nutrients – Are you getting enough?
“You can bet your fruits and vegetables I am! I follow Canada’s Food Guide and try to get all my servings in”

Well that’s start, unfortunately though following your country’s food guide can sometimes be misleading.

I know…

             I know…

Call My Bluff?


 
I know what you’re thinking, and NO this is NOT a Photoshop! I found it in an article online. Click here to be redirected and hopefully alter your faith in Canada’s Food Guide recommendations for the better!

As trusting as our Government is, one thing you have to remember is that their main concern is NOT to make you healthy! Now I'm not here to open political debates - that is what the media’s for. My objective is to make you think, more importantly; think for yourself! But for arguments sake let’s compare:


 People Who Benefit form a Healthier You:


  • Yourself
  • Your Loved Ones
  • Fitness Centers

People Who Benefit form an Unhealthily You:
  • Doctors
  • Healthcare Provide
  • Pharmaceutical Companies
  • Tobacco Agencies
  • Fast Food Companies
  • Drug Stores
  • Personal Trainers
  • Dietitians
  • Motivational Speakers
  • Health Clinics
Let’s not forget about the people that reap the benefits of taxing all this junk;


THE GOVERNMENT!

Seeing as how nutritional government sources are just about as reliable as the weather man I argue you to following the old saying;


if you want something done right, do it yourself!
Educating yourself on the proper vitamins that the body needs will not only improve your over all health, it will give you a reason to use the internet for something other then creeping Facebook or reading “Tweets”.
 Livestrong.com offers reliable, in-depth listings of each vitamin, while providing great examples for whole food sources to which you can obtain them. So if you can put Facebook on hold for a couple minutes, click here to conclude your neglect for essential Vitamins and Nutrients.
 So in the words of my good friend Chris Rock:



“They don’t want you to find a cure for things, there’s no money in that. The money is in the comeback”












Friday, 3 June 2011

The "Welcome to Motherhood" Workout


THE Ideal routine for new mothers looking to burn off some extra, unwanted baby weight all while their little ones are napping. A little fun fact: breast feeding is a major calorie burner that will aid mothers to achieve their fat loss goals. Keep in mind that this routine should not be labelled as a "mothers only" club it is also ideal for those who require a quick and effective workout as well! So let's start up this bad boy...

Some Required Items
  • Stopwatch/ Timer          
  • Stationary Chair
  • Face Towel
  • Resistance Band
  • 2.5 lbs Dumbbell

OUTLINE

Each circuit is to be completed within 5 minutes followed by a two minute rest and repeated for a total of 3 circuits

For faster results add cardio once all three circuits are complete: i.e. walk on the treadmill for 20 - 25 minutes at an incline of at least 10

Each workout has been designed to be 21 minutes and promises not to be longer then 46 minutes with cardio

Workouts are to be repeated 3 times a week, with 2 separate cardio days for a total of 12 weeks

For more accurate weight tracking: take measurements of individual body parts and log them. Weigh and Measure yourself once a month on the same day, at the same time

This will help identify "problem areas" and allow you to focus on correcting them going forward.

WORKOUT

Circuit One
Exercise – Duration – Weight
Box Squats - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Stationary Lunges - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Push Ups - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Seated Dips - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Shoulder Press - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Side Lateral Raises - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Seated Rear Delt Raise - 30 Seconds – 2.5 lbs Dumbbell
Towel Row - 30 Seconds - Towel Resistance
Leg Lifts - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Floor Crunches - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Rest Period: two minutes

Circuit Two
Exercise – Duration – Weight
Box Squats - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Stationary Lunges - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Push Ups - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Seated Dips - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Shoulder Press - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Side Lateral Raises - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Seated Rear Delt Raises - 30 Seconds – 2.5 lbs Dumbbell
Towel Row - 30 Seconds - Towel Resistance
Leg Lifts - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Floor Crunches - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Rest Period: two minutes

Circuit Three
Exercise – Duration – Weight
Box Squats - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Stationary Lunges - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Push Ups - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Seated Dips - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Shoulder Press - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Side Lateral Raises - 30 Seconds – Resistance Band
Seated Rear Delt Raises - 30 Seconds – 2.5 lbs Dumbbell
Towel Row - 30 Seconds - Towel Resistance
Leg Lifts - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Floor Crunches - 30 Seconds - Body Weight
Rest Period: two minutes

Click the on exercise for to be redirected to instructional video via YouTube

That's all she wrote!!! 

Try it out for a month and see how you feel. Post your progress in the comment box below OR if you have any questions or concerns I'm always available! I can't wait to see how well you do!

In the words of my good friends at Body Break;

"Keep fit and have fun!"

Wednesday, 1 June 2011

Food; It's My Medicine

"What's the difference between eating healthy and properly?"

Well for starters anyone can eat healthy, one stop to the grocery store can change the inside of any refrigerator but eating properly is not only a challenge, it's also a lifestyle requirement that is mandatory for achieving those goals you plan on reaching. 

"Just how important is it?"

They say 80% of weight loss comes from your diet!

"80%?!?! I've never gotten an 80% in my life!!!"

Well fortunately for you, there’s no test. However, eating properly does require tons of prep work like planning your meals a head of time so they fit into your schedule, allowing you to be able to tell fast food places to kick - rocks!  

There's a great quote that holds a lot of meaning to one striving to follow a healthy lifestyle;

"My food is my medicine"

In all honestly; it makes sense. Whenever we get a fever and start to develop any signs of illness we run to our mothers to get nursed back to health, after all mother knows best right? 

....Well not necessarily. Now don't be confused, I'm sure your mother is a nice lady but when it comes to nutrition but the "meat, potatoes and vegetables" era is long gone. 

"Growing up we only ate three meals a day and we turned out just fine!"

Ah, very true Nana, but you also lived in a generation that used walking as your main source of transportation. You worked for .35 cents an hour without complaining, had a curfew that you respected and didn't own a television until you were 25 years old... let me repeat that for the people that are just skimming through and may have missed it....

NO TV FOR 25 YEARS!!!!

I know... It's hard to believe that people actually thought for themselves without the advice of Dr. Phil for so long.

My point is that humans are the only species on earth that cook our foods then add preservatives to make them "more fresh" for a longer shelf life. 

Well first of all the term "more fresh" doesn't even make sense. If something is already labelled as fresh, meaning it has been grown with no added preservatives, how does it get "more fresh?!". People need to start realizing that what’s fresh should be well… fresh!

Secondly; we are also the only species that willing subject ourselves to such fatal diseases as heart disease, respiratory failure, Type 2 diabetes and cancer all because most of us are uneducated in the importance of proper nutrition.   

"So you're trying to tell me that by eating "fresh" fruits and vegetables I'm not going to get cancer?"

No, I'm a health Nazi, not a physic! All I'm saying is that by comparison to other species, humans seem to be the only ones willing to destroy themselves simply because it tastes good. 

You don't see wild life in the jungle that eat for survival dying from various diseases, why? Well simple; they hold a "God made dirt and dirt don't hurt" mentality. All their meals come straight from the ground full of the purest of nutrients. 

"Ha-ha! Gotcha!! I know tons of pets that have suffered from cancer! What do you have to say to that you Nutritional Hitler?!"

Sticks and stones my friend but staying on topic, as do I. However, there's a difference between what household PETS eat versus animals in their natural habitat.

... Call my Bluff?

Have you ever gone to the Zoo to see wild life you can't keep on a leash? You get all excited to see the lions and when you get there all they do is sleep? 

Nine times out of ten the Zoologist will blame the laziness on their age but I beg to differ. It's more likely due to the lack of NATURAL nutrients in the lion’s diet. Their food and vitamins are pumped with preservatives and chemically made in a lab somewhere thus providing us with the entertainment of a lazy lion. 

Still not satisfied?!?! 

A recent study from Europe split subjects into two groups then put them on a strict diet and workout regimen. The diet for Group A consisted of proteins, healthy fats and organic fruits and vegetables. Group B was given the same proteins and fats with nonorganic fruits and vegetables. The results were Remarkable - pun intended. 

The organic group held an 80% increase in energy levels throughout the day. As both groups noticed gains in strength and performance in their workouts, the organic group noticed significantly lower BMI (Body Mass Index) levels then the nonorganic group.

Now, what does all that verbal diarrhea mean? Well in a nutshell;

Organic Fruits and Vegetables; Good!

Non-Organic Fruits and Vegetables; Still good, but could be better!

So in the words of my good friend Jerry the Subway Guy;

"Think Fresh, Eat Fresh"